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I was the girl next door, then I fell on my head... and became the queen of the fucking universe, it's a hard job that requires a lot of drinking but somebody has to do it.

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Friday Night

Three shots of Don Julio, two shots of Jager and 3 vodka cocktails and my shift was over.

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I can’t stop sabotaging my own heart

Please help me, the red wine is not talking  back to me. 

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Why are you here?

That’s the question I get the most here, it’s the one I don’t have a concrete answer for. If I say I took this job because I wanted to get away I don’t know what I was running from. If I say I’m looking for something I couldn’t say what either. I could say I did it for the money but if you knew me well you’d know that as much as I love spending money I’ve never been ambitious, I know it sounds ridiculous but that’s the way it is for me. 

Overall people have been really nice here, especially because we’re only 5 girls and 35 boys. Some of them have been working on ships for over 7 years, I don’t see myself doing this for more than one season and that gives me an uninterested MO, I do what I have to do but I’m not interesting in growing here, like most people seem to me. 

The food is not bad, there are things I can pick from and the chef pâtissier is a fucking genious, he makes the most delicious Creme Brulee with the right kind of caramel and don’t let me get started on the things he can do with chocolate… letmestoptalkingaboutfood. 

What I hate the most, after loading days, arranging the lounge bar and cutlery is the fact that I only have hours off, not days. I still need to get used to that. Today, for example I worked form 8:30 till 13:30 and I have to be back at 17:30, just 30 minutes from now so let me go get a shower and get ready. 

I miss you darlings. Noe

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Minus Four

In five days I’ll leave for ten months, I’ve never been away that long, I’m not scared, just inevitably nervous. I’ll start try to start packing today but I still need to buy so many things. I’m downloading a bunch of books because I suspect they’ll be my only entertainment since the cruise I’ll be working for has no WIFI. I was going to buy a Kindle but now there’s no time for it to arrive. If you have any book recommendations PLEASE leave them here. 

Let me get ready to go shopping for boring stuff… blah. 

I won’t tell you I’m leaving because I want you to notice I’m not around and cry like a baby. 

I’m a bartender, a real one, I don’t just serve you drinks I actually been studying this shit. Today I had a training on this “new” drink called Nuvo, sure you’ve seen in in videos. It tastes like medicine and I had 4 different drinks with it. I is mucho drunk. Me gusta. 
Do you  make lists? I love them, I can make a list out of anything, my daily agenda is just a collection of lists, if I don’t make them something malfunctions in my brain, it’s like opening a fridge and seeing the eggs aren’t lined up, I have to make lists or I’m a complete chaos, I make them even for non important things, here’s an example of some lists I’ve made lately: Scotch whiskys, things to pack for Germany, production needed for the bar, restaurants I want to visit (this one was actually was my friends and I), next books I want to read and books I want for my collection.  I just thought I should make a list of the lists I make. Crap. 
The boy aside, I really liked Copenhagen. 
I eat like a pig… no really, I can stuff myself with an unthinkable amount of food. I used to binge a lot, I guess that got me a bigger stomach because, honestly, I can have 5 slices of pizza and a banana split for appetizers. I wouldn’t be worried if the food that got on my way wasn’t usually unhealthy. But that’s about to change, inspired by a week of people around me being scared I would  bite them and this girl I’ve decided to start 15 days of healthy eating, maybe eating less too, but at least eating healthy.  Wish me luck.
This set of icons must be the most overused one but I love it!
I found a Tiffany’s key that looks just like this one on the floor on Valentines day, the chain is different thought. Best Valentines ever (or just less sucking one).