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I was the girl next door, then I fell on my head... and became the queen of the fucking universe, it's a hard job that requires a lot of drinking but somebody has to do it.

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The requirements of being a dipsomaniac. This is what I understand for ‘first aid kit’. (Taken with instagram)
Johnny Walker Blue tasting #whiskey #drinks (Taken with instagram)

9 things you should know about rum

Friday Night

Three shots of Don Julio, two shots of Jager and 3 vodka cocktails and my shift was over.

Absinthe

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Espresso Martini 
1 shot of cold Espresso 1 1/2 oz Vodka1 1/2 oz coffee liquor 1 oz white Creme de CacaoCoffee beans
Shake with ice and serve strained in a chilled martini glass, decorate with coffee beans and have a good morning. 
I’m a bartender, a real one, I don’t just serve you drinks I actually been studying this shit. Today I had a training on this “new” drink called Nuvo, sure you’ve seen in in videos. It tastes like medicine and I had 4 different drinks with it. I is mucho drunk. Me gusta.